Unshittyfy
PRODUCTIVITY SUITE
Enabling developers to unlock peak performance through radically honest feedback
since 2025.
$ cat daily_status.log
Unshittyfy Score:
0
/100
Tasks Completed:
0
Excuses Made:
0
Productivity Streak:
0 days
$ echo $DAILY_MOTIVATION
"Loading your personalized dose of reality..."
$ vim shit_list.txt
🔥 Stuff That's Actually Urgent
🧻 Stuff You're Pretending You'll Do
💩 Stuff You Said You'd Do
$ tail -f excuse_log.txt
Top Excuses This Week:
Pattern Analysis:
$ ./unshittyfy_mode --pomodoro
25:00
Ready to stop procrastinating?
$ ls -la achievements/
$ ./unlicensed_therapist
Session active. Your therapist is... available.
$ ./task_transformer --epic-mode
$ ./productivity_gods --divine-intervention
Welcome to Unshittyfy Roulette, where the productivity gods decide your fate!
Divine Rules:
- • The gods will randomly select one of your tasks for judgment
- • You must accept their divine decision without question
- • Deleted tasks are gone forever - no divine appeals process
- • The gods may occasionally show mercy and delete nothing
- • This is cosmic intervention in your productivity journey
🎰
The gods await your command...
$ cat /proc/shame/leaderboard
Your Rank:
#?
Loading your shameful statistics...
Hall of Shame:
| Rank | Username | Ghosted Days | Abandoned Tasks | Shame Score | Badges |
|---|